Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
GOTTA GET THAT BACON
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
When you blink faster than the shutter camera.
nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."